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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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