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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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