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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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