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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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