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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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