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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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