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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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