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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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