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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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