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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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