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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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