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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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