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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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