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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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