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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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