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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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