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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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