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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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