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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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