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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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