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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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