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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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