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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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