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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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