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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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