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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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