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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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