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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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