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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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