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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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