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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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