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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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