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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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