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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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