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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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