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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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