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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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