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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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