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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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