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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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