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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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