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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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