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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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