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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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