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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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