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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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