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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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