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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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