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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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