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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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