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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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