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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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