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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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