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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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