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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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