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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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