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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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